Fathead.....?!
Question: A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”
The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life:
1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town;
2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and
3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…”
Answers: A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”
The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life:
1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town;
2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and
3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…”
that is one of the most funniest jokes ever!
lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That is so funny!!!!
ahhhhhhhh i love it cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
haha
lol,10/10, very funny......hahaha......
Next time encourage her to have a C-Section........
lol
oh that is too funny!!! Star
Funny! 100!
haha!
:)
Ouch. lol
just got my laptop back on line and just got 40 odd jokes of u love them but am gonna b a wile reading them i have no dought that am gonna pi## my self when i do nice one lmfao sorry i didn't replay but my laptop packed up sorted now so gotta go and cach up c yhe
it`s life.lol
nice one
lol that was funny
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10/10
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