I have not laughed REALLY hard in a while?!
Question: send me a video or a joke that will make me bust my gut.
Answers: send me a video or a joke that will make me bust my gut.
JOKE
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married, but after afew weeks, they find that they are having problems communicating in the dark at night.
So the deaf woman sighns to the deaf man that if he wanted to have sex with her then he should squeeze her left boob once, and if he didnt then he should squeeze it twice.
In responce to this he signed to her that iff he wanted to have sex with her then she should pull his wang once, and if she didnt then he should pull it fifty times!
Hope it made you laugh!:)
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
A 60-year-old couple are celebrating their 40th wedding annivesary.During the celebrations a fairy appears and
says that,since they have been such a loving couple,she'll give them each 1 wish.The wife wishes to travel the world.The fairy waves her wand and poof!She has a handful of tickets.Next,it's the husband's turn.He pauses for a moment,then says,"I'd like to have a woman 30years younger than me."So the fairy picks up her wand and poof!He's 90