Yo mamma's so fat........?!


Question: Alright, lets get some "Yo mamma's" on here!
I'll start.

Yo mamma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on her grilled cheese sandwich.

Yo mamma's so fat, the picture on her drivers license says "continued on other side".

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stops walkin, it takes 5 minutes for her body to stop jigglin.


Answers: Alright, lets get some "Yo mamma's" on here!
I'll start.

Yo mamma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on her grilled cheese sandwich.

Yo mamma's so fat, the picture on her drivers license says "continued on other side".

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stops walkin, it takes 5 minutes for her body to stop jigglin.

yo momma so fat she tried to get on a plane and got arrested for having three thousand pounds of crack!

yo momma so fat she uses godzilla as a ciggarete lighter!

yo momma so ugly her mirror got a restraining order on her!

yo momma so fat she went to swim with the whales and they started singing "we are family!"

yo momma so fat she was layin on the beach and the hippies started sayin "save the beached whale!"

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

those any good?
i bet if you googled yo momma jokes you would get a lot of the same ones you got from these douchbags

YO MAMMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WANTED a water bed, ppl put water blankets over the atkantic ocean.

to mamma so fat, she sold her car to buy gas

yo mamma so fat, she eats wheat THICKS

dude that is an awsome joke
peace u rock

yo mammas so fat, when i have sex with her she has to give me directions.
yo mammas so fat her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
yo mammas so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!!

LOL!!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walks into a room everyone yells "Kool-Aid"

yo momma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed an entire episode!!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales washed up on shore and started singing, we are family!!

yo mamma's so fat, when she saw a bus full of white kids, she screamed, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!".

Your mommas so fat when she jumped in the air wearing all yellow everyone thought the sun was falling

Yo momma's so stupid, when she mad Kool-Aid, she put the water in with the packets.

Yo momma's so thin, she wrapped herself in tin-foil for halloween, and went as a leftover breadstick

Yo momma's so stupid, when I rang the doorbell, she checked the microwave.

Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma's so short, she has to use a sticky hand to open her car door.

Yo momma's so fat, she mad Rosie O'Donnel look like a super model.

Yo momma's so fat, I walked all the way around her, and it was next week.

Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade.

Yo momma's so stupid, that she. umm... that she...



























































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Lol i love yo momma jokes. I love the 2nd one [[on urs]] the best!!!


Yo momma so fat she takes up BOTH sides of the family!!!

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch [[FROM KAITLIN]]

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

[[a kid in my science class told me this one]] Yo momma so fat when she went in the ocean the whales starting singing
"WE ARE FAMILY!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH UR BIGGER THAN ME!!!!"

Yo momma so old instead of milk coming out of her breast, out comes the powdered milk!!!

Yo momma so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party!!!!

Yo momma so old, that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order [[old.. i know]]

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flash light!

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch "60 mintues"

Yo momma so stupid under "Education" on her job application she put:
Hooked On Phonics


I've heard ALOT of Yo momma jokes before

and due to my HORRIBLE mermory im very surprised i remembered them!!!

Lol!

G2G!!

Peace. And .Love

ANDREA

ur momma's so hairy that when her husband saw her naked in the bathroom, he thought it was his ex girlfriend that came from the zoo

ur momma's so fat, that when she went to costco and saw a whole pizza, she ate all of it thinking its samples

ur momma's so stupid, when she saw a fat cat laying in front of her house on monday, she took lasgana out thinking its garfield.



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