A longer life?!


Question: A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says "no" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she has another 30-40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."


Answers: A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says "no" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she has another 30-40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Ha ha ha.!!!
Must have been one hell of a Doctor, lol.!!!
Good one again Mechelle.!!!
Cheers again.!!

I like it!!

LOL very funny!

LOL!!that was funny!!

heard it b4 but still pretty funny

I love this one,my sister told it to me a long time ago:D

very good thanx *

nice one!!

very uplifting.lol

ha ha love it very funny

hahaha,very funny.

LOL!

Bummer.

good one

hehehe, none of that surgery for me then, pmsl

star time

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Wish I could give you a bunch of stars for that one. Super good! lol.



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