This can't be hell?!


Question: Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying. As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the seance she called out, "John, dear John, this is Martha. Do you hear me? A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"Well, what do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch we nap until two and then have more sex until about five. After dinner we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11pm."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven Martha."

"Well then, where are you?" "I've been reincarnated as a jack rabbit in Arizona."


Answers: Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying. As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the seance she called out, "John, dear John, this is Martha. Do you hear me? A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"Well, what do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch we nap until two and then have more sex until about five. After dinner we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11pm."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven Martha."

"Well then, where are you?" "I've been reincarnated as a jack rabbit in Arizona."

weird, off the wall...but pretty funny, a star for you.

Not bad!!

hoho

Ehhhh....I cant really relate to jack rabbits enough to find this funny.

hop it .lol

thats wied
OK :]

Umm.. i don't get it.

hahaha

I'm 9, so I really don't get that... I mean, a JACK RABBIT?! Never even heard of them.

lol, that's good.

interesting,this sharing of in boxes hahaha anyway here is a * for the effort

hehehe, i hope i come back as a rabbit, pmsl

star time

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Ha ha ha.!!!
I also want to be a Jack Rabbit, lol.!!!
Great joke Mechelle.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!

i know i am that rabbit
star award

Whoa! You're on a roll! lol.



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