A married couple?!
Question: A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch
Answers: A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch
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nice one.lol
Hahaha, how's she gonna explain that one? lol
XD Aw, man great one..
hahahaha
damn, the poor mailman always gets it in the end.
Totally Hilarious!!!!!!!!
ROTFL - 10/10
I started crackin up even though i knew it was comin. lol
Oh my gosh, did the wife go for the MAILMAN?! Oh. My. GOSH! That is the best story I've ever heard! *Great big smile*
OMG I LOVE IT!
i have heard this one...my husband told me it...
i laughed so hard~!
great very funny. hahahahahhahaahaha
best one ive heard this year
funny!
very good and again this is .....
our mail box ! haha *
oops, we know what she's been doing, pmsl
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Funny! 10!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor mailman, lol that will teach him ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Mechelle.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
star 4 u
excellent, another star awarded
X-rated, loved it! lol.
Actually L'dOL!! That was great!