Hammer....?!
Question: A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
Answers: A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
HAAHAHAHA never heard that one before!! Way to GO!! please have a star on my behalf!!!
lmao! i loved it
haha thats a good one
never heard it before
Actually laughed at this one,Thank you,Have a star.
haha
nice
omg!! thats soo funny!!
rofl! good one!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
haha well done my man
hahaha very funny
top joke of the day
star award.
lol ok
Funny! 10!
Rofl! that was great!
well.lol