Yea or MNay...? Walmart twins?!


Question: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Starworthy???


Answers: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Starworthy???

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this made me laugh thanks!

I love that, but I've heard it before.

I also don't like giving stars to people who ask for them. They sound greedy to me.

Funny! 10!

I'm surprised! I walk inta Wal Mart the other day and soon 'nuff ever'body has already made a joke outta it! Gee, I didn't think I came 'cross as bein' so mean though, what's up with that?

oh
thats so mean
but it IS hilarious!! lmao

funny star for you

funny thanx liked the laugh

haha lmfao finally you got one I didn't hear b4



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