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Question: Alright i had a question titles "PUlling troops out of iraq?" now lets get away from the political stuff for a bit. Who can come up with THE BEST chuck norris line or joke..or what ever u cal em lolz! Lets see what ya'll got! Here's mine:)...
after partying all night, chuck norris doesnt throw up, he throws down
Answers: Alright i had a question titles "PUlling troops out of iraq?" now lets get away from the political stuff for a bit. Who can come up with THE BEST chuck norris line or joke..or what ever u cal em lolz! Lets see what ya'll got! Here's mine:)...
after partying all night, chuck norris doesnt throw up, he throws down
chuck norris doesn't wear condomes because their is no protection from chuck norris
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
if it looks like beef,taste like beef and smells like beef and chuck norris says its pork...then its pork
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist
chuck noris's tears kill cancer. to bad he never cries.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. =)
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
on his birthday, chuck norris chooses one lucky child and throws them into the sun.
it only takes chuck norris 20 minuets to watch 60 minuets.
when God said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please."
chuck norris doesnt go hunting, he goes killing.
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice.
Chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
one day. Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. now they are just called The Islands.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN beleive its not butter.
Chuck Norris jumped into a vat of radio active waste and the waste got super powers!
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer!
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and round-house kick himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris NEVER reads, he simply stares the book down until he get the information he wants.<--- haha this is my personal favorite.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, that implies a chance of losing your prey,no, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There's no chin beneath Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
Chuck Norris once won the World Poker Tour with a 3 of hearts, 7 of clubs, a 2 of spades, a monopoly get out of jail free card, and a plastic wrapper from the burrito he had for lunch.
Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter.