Isnt this joke the funniest you have ever read?!
Question: i found it on yahoo answers
One day Three men were walking
along and came upon a raging, violent
river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength to
cross this river." POOF!!
GOD gave him big arms and strong legs
and he was able to swim across the
river in about 3 hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD
saying, "Please GOD, give me the strength to
and ability to cross this river. POOF!!
GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about one hour.
The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength, ability,
and intelligence to cross this river."
POOF!!
GOD turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then
walked across the bridge.
Answers: i found it on yahoo answers
One day Three men were walking
along and came upon a raging, violent
river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength to
cross this river." POOF!!
GOD gave him big arms and strong legs
and he was able to swim across the
river in about 3 hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD
saying, "Please GOD, give me the strength to
and ability to cross this river. POOF!!
GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able
to row across the river in about one hour.
The third man had seen how this worked out for
the other two, so he prayed to GOD saying,
"Please GOD, give me the strength, ability,
and intelligence to cross this river."
POOF!!
GOD turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then
walked across the bridge.
Haha oh yes! woman are totally amazing! WE ROCK!
no.
not the funniest, but it did make me laugh!
hahahahah thats funnyyyyy!! lovee it
it made me LOL but I've heard better
nice work though =]
That's funny!
LOL
How funny! I love it! We're so smart xD
lol i love it
Wow that is just funny
No.......it's predictable
maybe if I was 14 and a girl it would be funny.
not funny. just clever
not that funny
lol, that is funny...star
woww that's rly funny and i'm a guy lol nice job
Wow, that was good! Not the funniest I have ever read, though.
It totally proves the rule. You know what rule I'm talking about.
Funniest? No. Funny? Yeah, sure.
that made me laugh!
NOT REALLY... ITS KINDA FUNNY...
haha YES!
its funny because its so true...;)
Not the funniest, but still very good.
Lame.
LMAO!!
Haha, good one. I've heard it before, but told a little bit differently. Of course, the guys won't agree...But I've heard the same joke the other way around.
No...not funny at all actually.Sorry.
Ah Ha Ha Ha, That was so funny.! Its the woman instinct.
ha ha ha ha yeah it was funny dif in the top 20 jokes
not the funniest ever but its funny
it made my laugh a little...i get it though guys don't have a sense of directions XD
This is a direct attack on men!
omg score against men!
lol true that!
not the funniest but gave me a chuckle :P
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