Titter ye or not ?!


Question: A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. ‘You’re a talking dog!’ he cries. ‘What a wonderful talent you have. I’m sure we can find work for you no problem.’ At this the dog becomes agitated. ‘Look,’ he says. ‘Don’t mess me about. Have you got any jobs or not?’ ‘Okay,’ says the man. ‘Just sit tight. I’ll make a call and I’ll have you working in no time.’ With that the man phones Billy Smart’s Circus. ‘I’ve got a talking dog here,’ the man says to Billy. ‘Can I send him down to you?’ Billy is ecstatic. ‘All my life I’ve been looking for a talking dog,’ he says. ‘You get him down here tomorrow morning and he can name his wage.’ The dog’s still wary. ‘What will I be doing for Mr Smart?’ he asks. The man is puzzled. ‘I imagine you’ll be the Talking Dog in the circus,’ he says. ‘Oh, that’s no good to me, mate,’ the dog says. ‘I’m a plumber.


Answers: A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. ‘You’re a talking dog!’ he cries. ‘What a wonderful talent you have. I’m sure we can find work for you no problem.’ At this the dog becomes agitated. ‘Look,’ he says. ‘Don’t mess me about. Have you got any jobs or not?’ ‘Okay,’ says the man. ‘Just sit tight. I’ll make a call and I’ll have you working in no time.’ With that the man phones Billy Smart’s Circus. ‘I’ve got a talking dog here,’ the man says to Billy. ‘Can I send him down to you?’ Billy is ecstatic. ‘All my life I’ve been looking for a talking dog,’ he says. ‘You get him down here tomorrow morning and he can name his wage.’ The dog’s still wary. ‘What will I be doing for Mr Smart?’ he asks. The man is puzzled. ‘I imagine you’ll be the Talking Dog in the circus,’ he says. ‘Oh, that’s no good to me, mate,’ the dog says. ‘I’m a plumber.

i like it i like it,huh who sang that?

lol

cute..lol

this dog is stupid funny lmao

thats a good one

bark bark

.lol.lol

A clean funny joke. Don't see that much. Grin!!!

Nice one.....ha ha ha ha

Well I laughed! ?

a bit choicy, that dog *hehehe*



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