Having mom over for dinner!!!?!
Question: I just found this on myspace and had to share it.
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house
Answers: I just found this on myspace and had to share it.
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house
that has to be the best joke of the day ,,,,if i could give you twenty stars i would,,,,,,,,,well done,,,,as least its not a old one repeated
That's HILARIOUS. Hahahahaha!
Clever! Star for you!
hahaha
can't she just sleep in his bed, they don't need to have s.ex......
LOL!!! iv herd dat one
I've heard this one before, but it's funny. :-)
Thats a great joke, it made me laugh so much, you deserve a *STAR!*
Heard it before but it is still really funny!!!
Lol , that's funny ! I am definately going to share that joke with my sister today , thanks !!
OO I GET IT!! that was hilarious...
lol well thats a good way to find out the truth. LOL hilarious!! haha star4u
clever mom:)
I lurve this!
One smart mum! (but aren`t they always!)
Have a star, you made me giggle x
HAHA
THATS SO FUNNY
hahahahahahahahaha that was a gut buster LMAO
Funny! 10!
lol
YOU GET A STAR!! ^__^
I've heard it before, but it's always funny!
HAHAHA ROFLCOPTER LOL. Thats hilarious. A star for you.
ha. that gets a star
*facepalm*