Has anything happened to you that your family has found hilarious but?!
Question: you found annoying until you saw the funny side of it as well?.
Today I was on a bus from the town centre to my little village when the bus broke down. The driver could not get the door open... he struggled we struggled to release the mechanism.
Guess where the bus broke down? Yes right outside my own house. My hubby and rest of the family were in stitches, then to top it all the battery on my mobile ran out of steam also...even more hilarity.
What is your funny story tell me whilst I thaw out and get tea ready of that lot.
Yes eventually with the help of the other passengers I managed to squeese through the smallest opening possible to get out. The other passengers are still stranded waiting for another bus to take them to their destinations. Most will have to climb through the skylight as the emergency door will not open either.
Answers: you found annoying until you saw the funny side of it as well?.
Today I was on a bus from the town centre to my little village when the bus broke down. The driver could not get the door open... he struggled we struggled to release the mechanism.
Guess where the bus broke down? Yes right outside my own house. My hubby and rest of the family were in stitches, then to top it all the battery on my mobile ran out of steam also...even more hilarity.
What is your funny story tell me whilst I thaw out and get tea ready of that lot.
Yes eventually with the help of the other passengers I managed to squeese through the smallest opening possible to get out. The other passengers are still stranded waiting for another bus to take them to their destinations. Most will have to climb through the skylight as the emergency door will not open either.
My story isn't as amusing as yours, but others may see the funny side!
One year we went camping to experience the 'outdoor' life. We had a nice tent with all mod' cons and we found a lovely spot on a site in Devon. After a pleasant evening at the local hostelry we settled down to sleep on our new camp bed. In the middle of the night we heard a strange noise and my husband got up to investigate when suddenly something 'rammed' into the side of the tent. we switched the torch on and rushed outside to find a sheep attacking our tent! My husband chased it back into the next field and we settled back down to sleep. Approx' 2 hours later we were woken by a 'torrent' of water cascading through the tent. The river nearby had burst it's banks and flooded the field. It was getting light at this point so we decided to pack up and move on to B&B. After carefully packing everything into our new car, my husband asked me to drive him over to the toilet block so he could shower etc, I put the car into what I thought was 1st gear and the car shot backwards and smashed into a Combined Harvester. That was one holiday we won't forget, in fact, my husband has had many a drink on the strength of this story!
I remember when my brother kept having his shed broken into that he decided to set a trap. He positioned a large rake just inside of the shed door so that if anyone broke into again they would step onto this rake in the dark and get smacked in the face. Well he left it there for quite a while and forgot about it. When he did decide to go into his shed he completely forgot about the trap he had set up and went into his shed, stepped on the rake, it smacked him in the face and broke his glasses. I thought that was hilarious...
I still go on to him about it now...
well the funniest thing ever was when my mum came from shopping fuming mad. we asked what was wrong and she started ranting on about how children are drinking way to young today. we then asked why she was so bothered.
she then told us about how she'd seen a girl no older than 11 drinking red bull and how she'd had to go up to her and take it off her.
after we explained to her that red bull doesnt actually contain any alcohol she went just a bit red and we were wetting ourselves..
we still dont let her live it down.
Nettie, I could write you a book of them...
for instance, we had a problem with th drainpipe running down the back of the house. It finished in a hopper about 10 feet up, so I climbed a ladder to have a look. I found that the pipe was too long and the exit of it was flat against the bottom of the hopper. So I got a little hacksaw and shortened it, but still no water. So then I put my fingers in and found a hard plug of something there, that had obviously built up while the pipe was resting. So I started working at it to free the blockage. After a little while, the plug began to move and a little water seeped out, black and vile smelling. Encouraged, I tugged harder.
Of course, looking back, i should have realised that the entire 25 feet or so of drainpipe would be full because of the blockage. This became apparent when the plug suddenly freed and the whole lot of black, smelly, gungy water gushed gleefully into the hopper and splashed back all over me - eyes, nose, ears, mouth, soaked head to foot.
As I was up a ladder, i couldn't run away or anything, I just had to stand there and take it.
the family just fell about laughing, until I tried to come into the house, whereupon they locked the door and made me hose down in freezing water. Then I had to strip in the kitchen and go straight into the shower.
My younger daughter had a few of her friends around and they still think her father is some sort of unreclaimed bog monster. I still smelled 2 days later...
Actually, I'm still not laughing, te pain is too close. hopefully you are laughing, though.
Cheers, Steve.
My family of ten and I were on our way to get on our ship for our cruise(now let me tell you this was a once in a life time thing for us) we were in a limo and very eccited because it was our first time. Five minutes away from our house our limo breaks down sparks are flying eveywhere. My family of TEN and of course our 20 bags of luggage were weighing down the limo. Ironically it broke down right in front of the Bart station. Imagine ten people 20 bags of luggage on our subway system going on bart getting off in SanFransisco and walking all the way to the ship! So were waiting there and our driver, GIGI, gets out and pulls a cigarette out and starts smoking!!! Some how we made!
Well my family thought it was funny but we were the last ones on the ship and made it by atleast 10 minutes. And after the cruise we knew we couldn't get another limo cause if we were big enough to break a limo one time each of us gaining ten pounds wasn't going to help us one bit. Our moto Go big and go home bigger.
Um....I'm going to guess that you live in the UK or England, London, whatever, because you speak with the Kings English, you sound like a Bible character from a King James Version Bible or something. Pretty funny story though, good job, sorry, don't have a funny story, except that I take directions poorly from my family but when someone else gives me directions I get there on time - I blame them for giving me crappy directions, they always do that and then laugh at me, but I NEVER have this problem with anyone else, someone once gave me directions to get somewhere that involved 4 and half mile drive across the state of TEXAS and I got there early, but my parents give me directions to their house 45 minutes away from my house and it takes me 1 and a half hours to get there - you tell me who's fault it is, geez!
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