Could you give me some jokes that crack you up??!
Question: A man driving towards Washington DC is wondering why the traffic is at a complete standstill..then he sees a man is going from car to car...The guy finally gets to the driver and says "Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice! They are demanding 10 million dollars or they are going to pour gasoline on them and light it!
I'm asking for donations".
The driver asks "How much are most people giving"?
The guy says " About a gallon"
Answers: A man driving towards Washington DC is wondering why the traffic is at a complete standstill..then he sees a man is going from car to car...The guy finally gets to the driver and says "Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice! They are demanding 10 million dollars or they are going to pour gasoline on them and light it!
I'm asking for donations".
The driver asks "How much are most people giving"?
The guy says " About a gallon"
A little girl went up to her mother and said,
" Mommy, why is my name Petal?"
the mother said it was because a petal was dropped on her head when she was born.
Another one of her children came up to the mother and asked why her name was Tulip.
"Sweety, your name is Tulip because when you were born, a tulip fell on your head."
A third child came up and said,
"whgnekhgkbldgvbdsszesb"
The mother replied,
"Shut up refrigerator."
i like the 2nd one