My 3 favourite quotes funny or not?!
Question: A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, overs*xed, and owns a liquor store.
Answers: A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, overs*xed, and owns a liquor store.
#1. funny
#2. too dirty for me
#3. Very wrong in sooo many ways.
overall middle of the road... at best
all good!
I like #3
all of them i didnt find funny
All good classic lines to start off an act.
Love them. so freakin funny
i think they are all retarded
hahaha
3 crackers lol
star.
Pretty funny but I think #3 could be pretty offensive to me, but my husband would laugh!
The only thing I find funny about all 3 is that they're all about a famous 3 letter word you GUYS can't seem to get your mind off of. I'm sure there are many hobbies that exist today that'll "excite" you as much as this 3 letter word. Maybe you should look for them.
lol! perverted quotes makes anime funny. yours are pretty good.
3rd one I dont get?
funny - happy turkey day!
funny except 2
I guess men would find them funny.
i need a woman like #3.
since im female, you would have to do a female version but it was funny