An elderly man and woman meet in a bar?!
Question: and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking... "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."
Answers: and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking... "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."
very funny keep up the good work.thanks for the laugh.
I don't get it but I want to... explain for me?
lolo thats funnier than all the jokes i love it lol
Lol that was funny.
That is awesome!!!
no...not real funny I would try to change the old lady's punchline if you can. or at least change the ole lady to a young hot girl...thats more realistic that he would get off so fast with out realizing her panties were still on....and that she could be a virgin
Explain, please?
Love it. I know it with folks who aren't old and the punch lines, spoken were:
He, "Sorry, if I knw you were a virgin I'd have taken more time."
She "Well if I knew you had more time I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
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You should change your name to Chuckles
DAMN!
Sorry Chucky I don't get the part where she is thinking " I would have taken off my panties!" where was the old man doing the deed to????....lol
funny