Store Santa complaints?!
Question: * Kids who refuse to believe that's fruitcake on your breath,
not gin
* When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch
in it
* Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime
Watch"
* Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig
from your hip flask
* That billionaire elf from Texas who won't shut up about running
for president
* Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School
* Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes
* Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery
since he got back from 'Nam
* Constantly being asked, "Is Rudolph gay?"
* Two words: lap rash
Answers: * Kids who refuse to believe that's fruitcake on your breath,
not gin
* When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch
in it
* Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime
Watch"
* Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig
from your hip flask
* That billionaire elf from Texas who won't shut up about running
for president
* Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School
* Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes
* Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery
since he got back from 'Nam
* Constantly being asked, "Is Rudolph gay?"
* Two words: lap rash
hehehe, even santa gets complaints now, pmsl
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I am not at all surprised, there are so many complaints about everything today.
complaints
hehe funny *
hehehehe you are in great form today. Lmao
ahhh well thats another job not worth appling for
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