Joke for men and women?!
Question: Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect.
Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.
There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.
The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Of course, the survivor was the perfect woman. Everybody knows that Father Christmas and a Perfect Man don't exist.
Women, finish here.
Men, keep Scrolling.
Well you seem if there is no perfect man and no Father Christmas, it must have been the woman that was driving. This would explain why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen!
Answers: Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect.
Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.
There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.
The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Of course, the survivor was the perfect woman. Everybody knows that Father Christmas and a Perfect Man don't exist.
Women, finish here.
Men, keep Scrolling.
Well you seem if there is no perfect man and no Father Christmas, it must have been the woman that was driving. This would explain why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen!
father christmas isn't real?
Great joke, well done you!!
It seems like you've made my day ^_^
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funny
How true!
Wow. That's amazing. Have a super duper Thanksgiving! :-)
OK, I'm confused. I admit it. But the Riders are in the finals so it's going to alright.
Great Joke!!!!
you should be a comedian!
Have a great Thanksgiving!!
sexist jokes are not funny
nice
We Do listen!
lol
But that was a great joke you deserve a *STAR!*
LOL! A very good joke for this time of the year. :D You deserve a star for making me laugh hard. :D :D
well presented made me laugh
Hahaa!!
hahahaha nice!
Its great!!! =))
haha
hahahahah!
fantastic!....funny!
That's a joke? I wonder what your version of a horror story would look like.
heard it before but had forgotten it, v good!
well done
this is the best joke ever
lol
it was funny :)
haha, lol, lmao, rofl, and all those other things....
Hahaha! Read to the bottom, naturally. Loved it.
Hahaha i really liked this!!x
haha .That was long but worth
every word . =)
- iMuangy:]
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10