A really stupid Irish joke....but I couldn't resist!?!
Question: Two Irish menwalk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem!" The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy. They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss.
"I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me!"
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop. He walks up, carrying the familiar peeper bag. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider!"
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "First der was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you, hen gliding!"
Answers: Two Irish menwalk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem!" The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy. They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss.
"I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me!"
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop. He walks up, carrying the familiar peeper bag. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider!"
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "First der was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you, hen gliding!"
Lol, what are you talking about, Vodka-Infused Orange? Those accents are very obviously Irish and are written nothing like how the Geordie accent sounds...and if you mean the North Yorkshire accent, you're even further off (I should know; I had to live there for nearly ten years). And it's a joke on "parachuting" -- parrotshooting, parachuting...get it? And "Peeper" is just the way they pronounce "paper"...
Great joke, by the way. You get a star!
Ha ha,liked it
GROAN!!!!
have a star!
kinda cute, but the way it was worded, the accents sound more southern than anything.
Its as thick as you.
ha..ha...*nervous eyes dart everywhere*
.......5 minutes later, chumpers strolls up with a bull and a shovel!
'Do it here' he says to the bull!!!
And so this joke was made!!!!
i did a irish joke and was given a violation warning........
Thats a great joke! You deserve a *STAR!* for that!
he he he*
how did you get the music notes for your name? thats really cool. sorry, i couldnt resist asking that.
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loved it
Lol could also work with a South African accents too.
Not Funny. Sorry.
haha
lol made me laugh
i don't get it
lol
Kind of heavy accents there - sounds more like they're from the North of England than anywhere else...
And isn't it "parrot-sailing"?
And I've never heard a paper bag being called 'peeper' before...
o.O
How do you brake an Irish man's finger? kick him in the nose
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10