Why did God make man first?!


Question: so SHE could learn from HER mistakes!!


Answers: so SHE could learn from HER mistakes!!

because men were the rough draft, women were the final draft =]

not sure but then us women came a long and knocked them into shape lol

Good Question

I agree

God didnt make man first..

so he could wait for his breakfast

lol i was going to say when SHE made man she was only joking .Then i thought "don't be nasty she was just practising" :?)

true very true

A deity did not create us, because such things do not exist.

1.HE doesn't exist but it's funny that I say doesn't exist and just have to write he intersting
2.If HE would exist than He was just bored so HE made humans

Cause HE is God and it was HIS decision. How wonderful to be a man's helpmate.

haha. you make a funny.

God created man then rested.God created women neither man or god has rested since.

yes God is a woman why else would she put mens bo££ocks on the outside. lol

Cute joke.

after makeing everything else first , i guess makeing man was a lot simpler then makeing a women .

then again , if god made women first , then they wouldnt have anything to conplain about .

God made men first because you always do a rough before a masterpiece

Considering there was a creator god or first person. There always has to be a prototype to any invention. Having "made" man he found it dry and it didn't do much else.
So he made woman; the improvements were that it was self lubricating and reproduced itself (when it could get man to get around to doing something). To do this woman had to make apple pie as a bribe and you know the story from there; god and man lost control and a serious flaw called PMS was discovered in the new model. The only advantage to this was it brought the man back to communication with god, beseeching god to save him from this unseemly blameless, irrational attack. The woman when in full PMS mode would give the man confusing anatomy lessons. The man wondered how the whole of his being could be called the same as the small exit wound in his rear...and it continues.

i hv a different answer.

God made man first as we all 1st make a rough sketch (man) & then the perfect one (woman)

bang on my friend, that's why the testicles are on the outside, only a woman would have thought of that lol

version 1.0 waited for the upgrade...

lol! Funny! 10!

oobeedoo is bang on the mark mate! give him best answer!!!

'Cos men always come first, don't they!

....... so She could make herself heard, there was no chance of that once woman appeared.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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