Points to the person who says the funniest thing!?!
Question: can be a story or joke or even a word
Answers: can be a story or joke or even a word
CHINESE PROVERBS
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
the funniest thing!
haha, you are funny
Not gunna try. Im just going down to the beach to suck the farts out of dead seagulls.
smackdamilifaromparosiss
I'm curious. Curious like a cat. That's why my friends call me whiskers!
Need more cowbell!
the funnest thing!?
SEX
President George W. Bush. Qualifies as both hilarious and terrifying.
Ashtray jelly wristwatch
tacos!
tacos tacos tacos!!!!!!!
i go 2 fart (REALLY )
Religion,,,,,alway funny,,,
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."
poop!
Sex in a bottle.
cornucopia of love.
Too gay to function.
Makes out with a hot dog.
Old *** ****.
okay no wait.
so two guys walk into a bar.
ita a priest, a rabi and sh!t who am i kidding.
i cant tell a joke.
I don't know.
I am bored
this guy goes to his doctor and for viagra. Doc agree's and writes his perscription. Guy asks doctor if he can get them cut into quarters. Doc says a quarter pill wont do much for you. Guy says I dont want a full on erection I just want to get it out far enough I dont pee on my shoes.
a Rabi, a priest, and a baptist preacher walk into a bar and the bartender looks up and says
HEY IS THIS SOME KINDA JOKE
(BA DUMP BUMP)
pudding
#1 there was a jamanican woman that was driving and then she saw a police car flashing his lights and had the sirens on behind her, so she pulled over, he asked to see her license and she said "man get it together yesterday you took my license away and now you want to see it"
#2 there was a blond who got pulled over by a blond police woman and the police asked to see the lady license and the lady asked "what does a license look like?" the police women replies "it is a square that has your picture on it." so the lady looks in her purse and then she pulls out a mirror and hands it to the police woman. the police women says '' wow you are a police woman too."
Q:What illness do martial artists get?
A:Kung Flu!
hilary clinton for president
55% of males have arthritis due to watching to much Llama Porn!
Emo's smell like moldy cheese
I am America (and so can you)
A 60-year-old couple are celebrating their 40th wedding annivesary.During the celebrations a fairy appears and
says that,since they have been such a loving couple,she'll give them each 1 wish.The wife wishes to travel the world.The fairy waves her wand and poof!She has a handful of tickets.Next,it's the husband's turn.He pauses for a moment,then says,"I'd like to have a woman 30years younger than me."So the fairy picks up her wand and poof!He's 90
ok, ready,
me and my family were hiking in new york upstate, asnd i tripped on a rock around the size of someones pinky finger, and went rolling down a hill, just to fall ionto a little pond where a big frog would sit on me for 30 minutes until some guy got him off of me, because he was poisenes
You're not asian, I can see ur eyes...