What's the rudest joke xmas card you have sent?!
Question: Mine read, " Dear Santa, I want a man who is well endowed,
when his balls slap against my buttocks, they sound like
four fat nuns clapping " with a black and white photo of
a woman righting to Santa on the front!
Answers: Mine read, " Dear Santa, I want a man who is well endowed,
when his balls slap against my buttocks, they sound like
four fat nuns clapping " with a black and white photo of
a woman righting to Santa on the front!
Christmas is coming and the Goose is getting fat, and i don't often send a card to a t**t!
But as the season is here and greetings are due, I have decided to make an exception for you!
Money is tight and times are hard so here's your f*****g Christmas card!
Merry Christmas,
R. Sole.
well it wasnt on a card but my cousin told me a joke that went like this: wat do you call a jew on a stick? the answer:Jesus. some one is going to burn cause they told my cousinthat joke its bad
one i got said:
life is tough
times are hard,
here's your f ' in
christmas card.
Sent to my colleague last year -
Festive decorations on mantlepiece and woman wearing fishnet stockings, suspenders and negligee is lying in front of the fire with her legs spread towards the chimney. Her husband says, 'For the 100th time Elsie, Santa doesn't exist!
I had one sent to me, on the front in big letters it said " Christmas is here. You can tell by the smell of roasting nuts" On the inside was a picture of Santa stuck up the chimney with his legs dangling over an open fire.