A guy goes into a bar.?!
Question: A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar. "Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?" "Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."
Answers: A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar. "Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?" "Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."
hahaha and stay away from the bad mouthed *** machine.... its out of order lol :)
Lol.. Very funny :]
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lol lol lol good one
that's a good one :).
lol nice one :)
That's a really old one, but it's still funny
hehe good one
he he sounds like someone needs sectioning
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hahaha,very funny
lol...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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what a nice nut .lol
a good one..!!
lol.brill *
That was a cracker.
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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