The captain's parrot?!
Question: A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat" "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another day, and another day. After a week the parrot said: "OK. I give up. Where is the boat ?"
Answers: A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat" "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another day, and another day. After a week the parrot said: "OK. I give up. Where is the boat ?"
sleight of hand .lol
nice... :)
i have heard it many times before but i still love it!!
deborah (above): Home > Entertainment & Music > Jokes & Riddles
See what section it is in? JOKES AND RIDDLES. *sigh*
dont give up your day job
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Love the joke the first time I read it, love it now.
to Deborahv...
Hopefully in the spirit of this section you're joking. Ha-ha. If not read on... This is the joke and riddle section. The question and answer requirement is filled with riddles and their answers. Jokes need not be a question nor require an answer. They provide a laugh for people who need a good laugh or just enjoys them. If you have a problem with it, the solution is simple. Don't visit the section anymore. Lighten up. Share a good laugh.
SHOULDN'T WE JUST TELL DEBORAH TO COLLECTIVELY FUC K OFF! WHY DOESN'T SHE GO COPY AND PASTE HER @RSE!
Old ones which stand the test of time are the best. I first heard this some 30+ years ago on the Dave Allen Show - and it's still funny, worth retelling. If only 'original' jokes are allowed this category would be rather threadbare.
nice very nice...
ok i get it ha
Great, BUT!, where was the boat?
hehehe
Good one.
another star award
hehehe, now that would be a good trick, pmsl
star time
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So, about parrots - - - - -
There was this burglar broke into a priests house one night during the evening service. He was just putting the valuables into his car when suddenly he heard a voice "The Lord God Almighty can see you!". Startled, he turns and looks around but sees no-one, so he carries on. Then the voice says again "I'm warning you, the Lord God Almighty will get you!" Now the burglar is getting a little worried and goes to the sound of the voice. He pulls back the curtains and there is this big grey Amazon parrot. The parrot looks the burglar in the eyes and says, "Repent your sins, the Lord God Almighty will catch you!" The burglar grabs the parrot and says, "You are really stupid! Whats your name then old bird?" The parrot answers, "Reginald Fortescue Parsley Smith the 3rd" The burglar laughs and says, "Now that's a really stupid name isn't it?". "Yes, sure is" agrees the parrot, "but not as stupid as the name the priest gave the Rottweiler behind you - He called him, The Lord God Almighty!"