A few groaners funny or not?!
Question: Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
What does an atheist say when she's having an org*sm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
Answers: Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
What does an atheist say when she's having an org*sm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
TEEHEE xD
i like them!!! S*** those r funny
I'm offended by the Atheist one. And it's not funny. But the others are.
The bald joke was my favorite!
funny! but you're right - real groaners!
Yes, they're groaners, and the atheist one is especially funny.
the atheist one was the funniest one of all!!! lol, thanks
Yes they sure are groaners but good ones. lol
lolz
good stuff man.