Sorry guys the wifes here again she is a pain funny or not?!
Question: Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.
Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.
Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.
Answers: Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.
Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.
Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.
u posted this b4
The snow storms made me laugh lol ;]
hahaha those deserve a star. good job!
hahah those were good
i told them to my boyfriend and he told me that he had friends that could replace guys in your jokes
hahahaha I like those.
ALL of these are AWESOME jokes. Good job.
hahaha, so true!
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Well i like your wifes sense of humor, hehe.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol i love all your jokes. star 4 u!