A selection of jokes.?!


Question: One day, Johnny had a substitute teacher for French class.
Johnny asked, "May I go to the bathroom?"
The teacher said, "Oui, oui."
Johnny said, "No, poo poo!"

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Teacher: Little Johnny why are you 3 hours late for school?

Little timmy: My brother got hit in the a*s by a bus

Teacher: Little Timmy! We don't use the word "a*s" in school, we use the word "rectum"!

Little Johnny: Rectum?! It almost killed him!!

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Once upon a time there were three trids. The trids had to cross a bridge to get into town, but every time a trid walked on the bridge, the troll who lived beneath it would kick the trids across it. One day a rabbi came passing through. The trids told the rabbi about the troll, and so the rabbi went across the bridge. But the troll didn' t do anything to him!

The rabbi said to the troll, "Every time the trids come across this bridge, you kick them, but when I come across it, you do nothing. Why is that?"

The troll looked at him, laughed and said, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!"

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A little boy had to go to the bathroom. He asked his teacher, "Can I go to the bathroom?"
She said, " First you have to say your abc's."
The boy quickly said, "A b c d f h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
"What happened to the 'p' ?" the teacher asked.
The boy answered, "It' s running down my leg!"

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A little five-year-old girl is in kindergarten. She is nice and proper in her uniform.
The class was learning about whales and the teacher told the class that whales eat little things called plankton.
The little girl says, "Well, a man named Jonah was swallowed by a whale!" So the teacher explains to the class why that would be physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Fine, I will ask Jonah when I go to heaven if he was really swallowed by a whale."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven."
In her sweetest voice, the little girl said, "Then you can ask him yourself."


Answers: One day, Johnny had a substitute teacher for French class.
Johnny asked, "May I go to the bathroom?"
The teacher said, "Oui, oui."
Johnny said, "No, poo poo!"

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Teacher: Little Johnny why are you 3 hours late for school?

Little timmy: My brother got hit in the a*s by a bus

Teacher: Little Timmy! We don't use the word "a*s" in school, we use the word "rectum"!

Little Johnny: Rectum?! It almost killed him!!

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Once upon a time there were three trids. The trids had to cross a bridge to get into town, but every time a trid walked on the bridge, the troll who lived beneath it would kick the trids across it. One day a rabbi came passing through. The trids told the rabbi about the troll, and so the rabbi went across the bridge. But the troll didn' t do anything to him!

The rabbi said to the troll, "Every time the trids come across this bridge, you kick them, but when I come across it, you do nothing. Why is that?"

The troll looked at him, laughed and said, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!"

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A little boy had to go to the bathroom. He asked his teacher, "Can I go to the bathroom?"
She said, " First you have to say your abc's."
The boy quickly said, "A b c d f h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
"What happened to the 'p' ?" the teacher asked.
The boy answered, "It' s running down my leg!"

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A little five-year-old girl is in kindergarten. She is nice and proper in her uniform.
The class was learning about whales and the teacher told the class that whales eat little things called plankton.
The little girl says, "Well, a man named Jonah was swallowed by a whale!" So the teacher explains to the class why that would be physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Fine, I will ask Jonah when I go to heaven if he was really swallowed by a whale."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven."
In her sweetest voice, the little girl said, "Then you can ask him yourself."

haha *
we all enjoy your jokes and everyone elses.
It is nice to make peeps have a giggle.
Dont let the trolls get you down,the world is full of them,in real life,so unavoidable,they be in here too.
Thanx for sharing.

hahaha they all good bt last 1 hillarious lol :)

haha

these are crap!

lol very good, love the last one

trids? I dont understand that one ?

I thought the last one was the best.

wee wee .lol

ha i like that last one

sorry didn't do anything for me, the last one wasn't to bad though :0)

very good
star award

hehehe, loved them hun, pmsl

star time

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