At the pool table?!
Question: A guy goes into a bar with his pet monkey, Everyone finds the thing adorable and funny until it jumps up onto the pool table and starts swallowing the pool balls.
"Hey!" yells the bar owner to the man, "That damn monkey's swallowed five of my cue balls, get him out of here!"
A month later the guy comes back, but this time the keeps the monkey on a leash so the bar owner let's him stay.
The guy gets a packet of peanuts for the monkey. The monkey takes one, shoves it up his bum then takes it out and eats it.
"Do you know your monkey stuck a peanut up its a*se then ate it?" says the bar owner.
"Yes," replies the man, "Ever since the cue balls incident, he checks everything for size!"
Answers: A guy goes into a bar with his pet monkey, Everyone finds the thing adorable and funny until it jumps up onto the pool table and starts swallowing the pool balls.
"Hey!" yells the bar owner to the man, "That damn monkey's swallowed five of my cue balls, get him out of here!"
A month later the guy comes back, but this time the keeps the monkey on a leash so the bar owner let's him stay.
The guy gets a packet of peanuts for the monkey. The monkey takes one, shoves it up his bum then takes it out and eats it.
"Do you know your monkey stuck a peanut up its a*se then ate it?" says the bar owner.
"Yes," replies the man, "Ever since the cue balls incident, he checks everything for size!"
most excellent !
lmao my TEACHER told me this one last yr
Nice one!
haha! loved it! star!
Brilliant lol.
cute
Like it
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
A real good one.
how cute
ah, bless that poor monkey!
funny funny funny keep 'em coming
That's good, made me giggle
lol - good one!!
Haha, So Funny
Star
hahaha,funny
lol
funny i never heard that that one ha ha ha lol
Best laugh today so far, l o l.
pmsl hun, another star for you
star time
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nice r u getting these from killsometime or another place
clever monkey !*
That's hilarious. I actually laughed at that one. I haven't actually laughed at a joke in ages.
Out-did yourself again! lol.