The dog sniffer?!
Question: A guy is sitting on a plane, waiting for take off when another man comes in with a lovely big labrador.
The lab sits in the middle seat.
"He must be special!" the guy says to the other man. He in turn explains that the dog IS special, both of them work for the airline, the dog is a specially trained sniffer do.
"When we are up in the air, I'll show you." the dog handler says.
When airborne, the guy says to the dog, "Sniffer, search!" The dog jumps down onto the aisle and proceeds to sniff. It stops at a woman, sits beside her and puts a paw on her lap.
"She thinks he's just being friendly, they all do. " the man whispers to the passenger, "but I know she is in possession of dope. I'm taking a note of her and her seat number, to give to the cops who will be waiting when we land."
"Wow!" says our man, "that's clever!"
The dog is sent out again and he stops next to a man, sits, wags his tail and puts both paws on the man's lap. While the guy is delightedly giving the friendly old dog a pat and ear ruffle, the handler says, "He just sent out the signal that means the guy has heroin. Again, his seat number is noted for the waiting police."
When the dog returns, he sends him out again. This time the dog travels right up to the back of the plane. With a terrific howl the dog streaks back, jumps into his seat and poos all over it. The stink is awful! The dog sits there quivering like crazy.
"What's up with that stupid mutt!" our man exclaims, looking down at his poo-splattered Armani suit.
"Er," says the handler, "I think he's found a bomb!"
Answers: A guy is sitting on a plane, waiting for take off when another man comes in with a lovely big labrador.
The lab sits in the middle seat.
"He must be special!" the guy says to the other man. He in turn explains that the dog IS special, both of them work for the airline, the dog is a specially trained sniffer do.
"When we are up in the air, I'll show you." the dog handler says.
When airborne, the guy says to the dog, "Sniffer, search!" The dog jumps down onto the aisle and proceeds to sniff. It stops at a woman, sits beside her and puts a paw on her lap.
"She thinks he's just being friendly, they all do. " the man whispers to the passenger, "but I know she is in possession of dope. I'm taking a note of her and her seat number, to give to the cops who will be waiting when we land."
"Wow!" says our man, "that's clever!"
The dog is sent out again and he stops next to a man, sits, wags his tail and puts both paws on the man's lap. While the guy is delightedly giving the friendly old dog a pat and ear ruffle, the handler says, "He just sent out the signal that means the guy has heroin. Again, his seat number is noted for the waiting police."
When the dog returns, he sends him out again. This time the dog travels right up to the back of the plane. With a terrific howl the dog streaks back, jumps into his seat and poos all over it. The stink is awful! The dog sits there quivering like crazy.
"What's up with that stupid mutt!" our man exclaims, looking down at his poo-splattered Armani suit.
"Er," says the handler, "I think he's found a bomb!"
anybody got a parachute, pmsl
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Very good
lol
Clever and funny,
LOL.
Haha,Funny..Star For You
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Good one
Very funny, thanks.
Honestly I think it was a bit overdone, but still funny enough to tell at a party to break the ice.
hahaha,funny.
what?
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
i dont get it!
what else can the dog do lol
haha woof.....proop
Really liked it! lol.