How to house train your dog?!
Question: A man has a lovely little dog that he is very fond of, but he is worried because he can't seem to train it not to pee on the furniture.
"I mean," he says to his friend, "I have tried everything to train him not to, but when the call comes he just cocks his leg against the sofa and pees on it.
"Hmmm," says his friend, "tell me, does he ever walk in front of you?"
"Never." says the man, "He always walks a pace behind."
"I've got your answer. Your dog needs to be shown by example, and as you are the master, he can only learn from your actions. So what to do is take him someplace lonely where there are treeS, and let him see you pee against a tree. The next time he feels the need, he'll want to do what you did when you peed."
"Brilliant!" the guy says.
The next week he meets his friend again.
"Well, did you go do what I suggested?" his friend asks.
"Oh yes, I did. I peed on a tree whilst he watched me very intently."
"So, when he feels the need, I bet he wants to pee against that tree, following your example."
"Oh follows my example all right!" the man exclaims.
His friend smiles, "There, glad to have helped."
"No, you don't understand. He still pees on the sofa - the difference is HE STANDS UP ON TWO LEGS TO DO IT!"
Answers: A man has a lovely little dog that he is very fond of, but he is worried because he can't seem to train it not to pee on the furniture.
"I mean," he says to his friend, "I have tried everything to train him not to, but when the call comes he just cocks his leg against the sofa and pees on it.
"Hmmm," says his friend, "tell me, does he ever walk in front of you?"
"Never." says the man, "He always walks a pace behind."
"I've got your answer. Your dog needs to be shown by example, and as you are the master, he can only learn from your actions. So what to do is take him someplace lonely where there are treeS, and let him see you pee against a tree. The next time he feels the need, he'll want to do what you did when you peed."
"Brilliant!" the guy says.
The next week he meets his friend again.
"Well, did you go do what I suggested?" his friend asks.
"Oh yes, I did. I peed on a tree whilst he watched me very intently."
"So, when he feels the need, I bet he wants to pee against that tree, following your example."
"Oh follows my example all right!" the man exclaims.
His friend smiles, "There, glad to have helped."
"No, you don't understand. He still pees on the sofa - the difference is HE STANDS UP ON TWO LEGS TO DO IT!"
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very good
You didn't get that one past me, I'm a lot sharper tonight. lol.
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