Give us this day our daily turkey.?!
Question: The Pope received a request from Bernard Matthews asking that he sanctions changing a line in the Lord's Prayer to "Give us this day our daily turkey" and if so he would donate a million to the Vatican. The Pope, naturally, refuses.
After this rebuttal Bernard Matthews raises his offer to ￡5 million. Again, he get's told where to go. Finally he raises his offer to ￡20 million. This time the Pope agrees.
At a meeting with the Cardinals the Pope announces his decision as follows:
"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is Bernard Matthews has given us ￡20 million
"The bad news is, we've lost the Hovis account."
Answers: The Pope received a request from Bernard Matthews asking that he sanctions changing a line in the Lord's Prayer to "Give us this day our daily turkey" and if so he would donate a million to the Vatican. The Pope, naturally, refuses.
After this rebuttal Bernard Matthews raises his offer to ￡5 million. Again, he get's told where to go. Finally he raises his offer to ￡20 million. This time the Pope agrees.
At a meeting with the Cardinals the Pope announces his decision as follows:
"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is Bernard Matthews has given us ￡20 million
"The bad news is, we've lost the Hovis account."
Very funny, really like that one x
ha ha ha 5/8 for that one
lol. so hovis was paying for the 'give us daily bread' line
ahh! I see.
quite funny.
that was great, and it might just be true
lol, you just can't please everyone.
That browned them off.
l o l
well done,what a butter ball
LOL...VERY GOOD
LMAO ! it took me a while to get that 2 ! im a bit slow lol ! but it was funny !:)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol poor dude
haha the evils of corporate religion.....
eeeeewww! Tricky! lol.