Signs and notices.?!
Question: These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”
In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”
On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament-Ears pierced
Answers: These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”
In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”
On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament-Ears pierced
Sign on church door
'Enter through these, the only gates to heaven'
and on a small sign underneath
'Please use side door. These doors are always locked to everyone because of drafts'
How do they expect us to get to heaven then......lol
very cute - I always love to see wacky signs like that.
yes
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Good list.
Yes i see that.
lol
lol, there's one that we drive past quite a bit and it's a gas station with a resurant attatched to it but the sign says "eat here and get gas" lol.
haha
hehehe, thats brilliant hun, pmsl
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Brillant!....Love those signs people apparently don't read before they print.....wish I could give you more than 1 star for this one!
where did you find those? they are really funny!!!
PMSL!!!