Avoiding temptation?!
Question: A young naval lad marries his sweetheart, hours before he is posted to the Gulf, and then due to cutbacks and all that sort of excuse, he is then posted to a wonderful island full of dusky maidens - whatever they are.
Anyway, he writes to his newly wedded and pleads with her to remain true, despite his long posting.
"Dear Wife" he writes, momentarily forgetting her name, "Dear wife, it has been some time since I saw you and I ache to hold you in my arms again. I have been posted to this beautiful island and all the other guys are going wild over the young girls on this island.
"Do you think if I took up a hobby I could resist the temptations of this isle and so remain true to you, as you are, I trust, being true to me?"
In a couple of weeks a parcel arrives, in it is an harmonica and a note that says;
"Dear Husband, enclosed is a mouth organ for you to take up as a hobby, in the hopes that it wil divert you from the understandable pressures of temptation that fate has laid in your path. Signed, Linda, Your Wife"
Grateful for the harmonica, the letter, and more especially the reminder of her bloody name, our young hero spends a few weeks more on the island before returning to blighty.
Duffle bag over his shoulder he trips along the street where they live and bounds through the doorway
"My love - Linda" he cries, "I cannot wait. Let's go upstairs now and make mad, passionate, husband and wife love!"
"First," says the ever wise Linda, "Let me hear you play that harmonica!"
Answers: A young naval lad marries his sweetheart, hours before he is posted to the Gulf, and then due to cutbacks and all that sort of excuse, he is then posted to a wonderful island full of dusky maidens - whatever they are.
Anyway, he writes to his newly wedded and pleads with her to remain true, despite his long posting.
"Dear Wife" he writes, momentarily forgetting her name, "Dear wife, it has been some time since I saw you and I ache to hold you in my arms again. I have been posted to this beautiful island and all the other guys are going wild over the young girls on this island.
"Do you think if I took up a hobby I could resist the temptations of this isle and so remain true to you, as you are, I trust, being true to me?"
In a couple of weeks a parcel arrives, in it is an harmonica and a note that says;
"Dear Husband, enclosed is a mouth organ for you to take up as a hobby, in the hopes that it wil divert you from the understandable pressures of temptation that fate has laid in your path. Signed, Linda, Your Wife"
Grateful for the harmonica, the letter, and more especially the reminder of her bloody name, our young hero spends a few weeks more on the island before returning to blighty.
Duffle bag over his shoulder he trips along the street where they live and bounds through the doorway
"My love - Linda" he cries, "I cannot wait. Let's go upstairs now and make mad, passionate, husband and wife love!"
"First," says the ever wise Linda, "Let me hear you play that harmonica!"
way to go chelle , at last one i aint heard before
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Very good
hahahaha
hope he's got a good tune to play
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Oh snap!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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hehehe, bet he couldn't play a note, pmsl hun
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