3 men getting on in age.?!


Question: Three ageing men are discussing the woes of getting old. The 60 year old says:

"Sixty's bad. You know, I just can't pee when I want to at all."

The 70 year old gives a magnificent snort of disdain.

"Sixty? That's nothing. Wait till your seventy and you can't shift your bowels at all. You eat prunes, take laxatives, mountains of bran - nothing. Sit there all morning , I don't know."

"What's it like for you then - you're eighty past?" asks one of the older gent who has said nothing so far.

"I pee every morning at eight and shift my bowels at nine regular."

"Well" said the other one, "that's good to hear, at least you have no problems"

"Oh I wouldn't say that." says the octogenarian.

"How come?"

"I wake up at ten!"


Answers: Three ageing men are discussing the woes of getting old. The 60 year old says:

"Sixty's bad. You know, I just can't pee when I want to at all."

The 70 year old gives a magnificent snort of disdain.

"Sixty? That's nothing. Wait till your seventy and you can't shift your bowels at all. You eat prunes, take laxatives, mountains of bran - nothing. Sit there all morning , I don't know."

"What's it like for you then - you're eighty past?" asks one of the older gent who has said nothing so far.

"I pee every morning at eight and shift my bowels at nine regular."

"Well" said the other one, "that's good to hear, at least you have no problems"

"Oh I wouldn't say that." says the octogenarian.

"How come?"

"I wake up at ten!"

ohhh god help me, don't wanna reach that age then, pmsl

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really good one!

Errr yuk! very funny.....

Like it

wat a ewwwy joke!!....but still funnyyy....

have you noticed , you tell a joke about age, especially old age and the hippy murcia is always there, rock on phil you nutter.
star for you chelle

hahahaha....!! good one! very funny..!

well done lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)

funny

Funny! 10!

Ewwwwwww....

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol need that today thanks for cheering me up :)

The three of them lived in the same home and Tony Blair visited the home one day.
Bending down to the oldest he asked "do you know who I am "
"no " he replied "but if you ask matron she will tell you"

ooooh! tht's sad becausse it's true. But still funny =D

very good

hahaha nice



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