HELP! My neighbor's pet chicken is up to something evil....what can I do?!
Question: I know that the chicken has been plotting against me for some time. He has pulled my phone line out of the wall before, and I think he may be responsible for those noises I heard, causing me to think my house was being haunted by a turkey.
Answers: I know that the chicken has been plotting against me for some time. He has pulled my phone line out of the wall before, and I think he may be responsible for those noises I heard, causing me to think my house was being haunted by a turkey.
i would do this- buy a big green monster and set it loose in your backyard. then watch the epic showdown:
Big Green Monster
v
Evil Chicken From Hell
if it really is from hell, call a priest immediately. or just call McDonald's. they'll TAKE CARE of it for you
:P
I know how you feel, the same thing happened to me with a rabbit. the trick is to wait til they move out.
Have you seen a neurologist lately? o.O
eat it?!
It's McNugget time!
yeah... them chickens are vicous creatures . keep one eye open when you sleep. ?.o
You are the same dude who asked that toenail question
some people have nothing better to do
Eat it fried !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
make him into chicken broth
You better lock your bedroom door at night just to be safe....
I suspect fowl play here. I worrry about the chicken's hen-thusiasm for causing you stress. You should consider eggs-sterminating it. Get a gun now, and cockeral the trigger so that you're ready for it. If you need to keep watch for it 24 hours a day, organise a rooster so that you can take it in turns to keep a look out and keep chicken up on the situation. If you don't do something about it soon, the burden will become a yoke across your shoulders.
You could also take advice from your local Sage, and ask him how to stuff the chicken up. He might suggest to aroast it, and make it do some bird, or put a noose around its neck and hang it on the gibb'et.
Alternatively, take Colonel Sanders' approach and make the chicken feel a-fried. Chase it to a cliff face and nugget over the edge.
OHHH NOOOO EVIL CHICK. run away screaming like a little girl!!!!!!