What is your best quote when a telemarketer calls?!
Question: Joe's Pool Hall,Eight Ball Speaking..
The City Morgue,You stab'em,We slab'em...
Answers: Joe's Pool Hall,Eight Ball Speaking..
The City Morgue,You stab'em,We slab'em...
I say do you think that my bankruptcy will affect my ability to purchase your product? End of convo
I have used..."I'm sorry but I am right in the middle of dinner but if you give me your home nimber I'll be glad to call you back."
Road Kill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
Burger King, what's your beef?
Ed's Taxidermy, you snuff it, we stuff it
Luckily I have a name that is hard to pronounce. When they call and ask for "Mr. Gfdsfmbrt" (name horribly mis-pronounced), I can honestly say, "There's no one here by that name," and then hang up. And then laaaaauugh!
"No habla el ingles" or (high, innocent voice) "I'm just 5, sir... and my mommie can't come to the phone..."
i got the one where i go...
can i intterupt you for a sencond then i ask them a random personal question
or like ask them something as if they were my best friend
usually they like hangup.
well i dont know one but one time when they called my dad said "my butt hurts" and no eno has called us from there since then so if ur sick of em use that!
Me no speaky english goodbye.
Ha one time I stayed on the line and the person was like "..ok bye"
Brad's meat barn, you can't beat my meat!!!
OMG!!!!
Mr. Jones
Can i come by ur theopy office to pick up my pills??
I didn't have a chance to take this morning!!!
yea? oh yea? what are you wearing now?
i once had my now 6 year old (she was 3 when this happened) tell a telemarketer that "my mommy is in the shower. My daddy. he is in there to and they are noisey!"
I swear we did not coach her! I was standing beside her. All i heard was a click. She said "mommym he went bye bye" I was dying laughing.
My dad is retired, he tells all the tele,arketers that call that his wife appreciates them calling and checking on him since he retired, because she is a worry wart. Then he hangs up....
"How many times are you required to hear me say 'no' before you hang up?"
I use the "City Morgue" one when I KNOW it's my sister.
Try this
I'm so glad you called ...I don't have any friends.....I'm so lonely........you sound Really nice ...will you be my friend ......please ..sob
the alternative is to record [ahem] toilet sounds and play that at them.
lol my friend was asking questions like "hows your boyfriend" and stuff like that, she and the telemarketer were on the phone for almost and hour!
usually when they start, they ask me how i'm doing.
i say "i'm having the worst day. my 5 year old has a bad cold, my husband left me for another man, i just lost my job, and i was in a horrible accident that left me with limited use of my right arm and i'm about to snap.. sigh.. forgive me.. i'm babbling on. what was it you wanted?"
they usually feel so bad, they'll just tell me they hope my situation improves.
If any telemarketer calls then tell them that all your finance related decisions are taken by your son/daughter and hand over the phone to small kid or urself talk to them as a kid
OR
when they try explaining you sumthing tell them wait a moment n ask them to say all the things slowly and tell them that u r writing all the things so that u can understand it better
Play a Dr. Phil Soundboard, it works every time, and it'll get you A LOT of laughs. Here's the url
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/p...
Have fun out there!