The faithful drunk?!
Question: Hughie goes out with his mates one night and gets totally blootered.
He goes home very late, making for his bed.
Next morning he wakes up. Next to the bed is a big bottle of chilled water plus aspirins. Next to that is a card which reads:
"Morning honey, you'll find breakfast downstairs waiting. I am off to the shops, all my love, your darling wife."
He starts to shake, wondering what on earth she's up to.
He goes downstairs and sure enough, keeping warm in the oven is a plate of his favourite breakfast - ham, eggs, tattie scones, beans, fried tomatoes and fried pudding. The kitchen is spotless and a vase of flowers has been placed lovingly on the table.
His teenage daughter is having breakfast too. Nervously Hughie asks her;
"What one earth is your mother doing all this for? What's she up to?"
"Well," says his daughter, "you came in at 3am, woke up the entire house, including the dog who barked furiously. You stood on the cat's tail, it shrieked and ran out the door you left open and hasn't come back."
"Oh no!" Hughie groans.
"Wait!" says his daughter, "there's more. You fell onto the telephone stand and wrecked it, pulling the phone lines out and everything. You're clothes were filthy and ripped and your shoes were caked in mud and dogs dirt - obviously you went through the park - all that got trod into the stair carpet as you hauled yourself up the stairs, taking off and chucking your clothes everywhere until you were totally naked. Then you puked up on the floor.
"Then when mum tried to grab you and pull you into the bedroom, you said 'Back off woman! I'm married!'"
Answers: Hughie goes out with his mates one night and gets totally blootered.
He goes home very late, making for his bed.
Next morning he wakes up. Next to the bed is a big bottle of chilled water plus aspirins. Next to that is a card which reads:
"Morning honey, you'll find breakfast downstairs waiting. I am off to the shops, all my love, your darling wife."
He starts to shake, wondering what on earth she's up to.
He goes downstairs and sure enough, keeping warm in the oven is a plate of his favourite breakfast - ham, eggs, tattie scones, beans, fried tomatoes and fried pudding. The kitchen is spotless and a vase of flowers has been placed lovingly on the table.
His teenage daughter is having breakfast too. Nervously Hughie asks her;
"What one earth is your mother doing all this for? What's she up to?"
"Well," says his daughter, "you came in at 3am, woke up the entire house, including the dog who barked furiously. You stood on the cat's tail, it shrieked and ran out the door you left open and hasn't come back."
"Oh no!" Hughie groans.
"Wait!" says his daughter, "there's more. You fell onto the telephone stand and wrecked it, pulling the phone lines out and everything. You're clothes were filthy and ripped and your shoes were caked in mud and dogs dirt - obviously you went through the park - all that got trod into the stair carpet as you hauled yourself up the stairs, taking off and chucking your clothes everywhere until you were totally naked. Then you puked up on the floor.
"Then when mum tried to grab you and pull you into the bedroom, you said 'Back off woman! I'm married!'"
That's great. Very funny.
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Funny!
haha
To Me This Is Healthy, Funny Joke.
Hahahaha...I totally agree with her because if my husband is that wasted and is still faithful to me I would be proud of him too...hahahahaha
I had a good laugh! Thank you.
good night out .lol
hahaha funny
I'm going to write that one down, never know when I might need it. Thanx! lol.
very good star4u
AH! Perfict!
HAHAHA ii really liike thiis onee !!!
ii would do the same for my husband heheh :]
just another version from a classic
LOL, I'd say 'awwwww, you're forgiven! AFTER you clean up your mess!"
nice one but oldie goldie here
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Thats a loyal man!!
LOVE IT!!!
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hehehe, nice one, pmsl
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