Which joke is better this or the one below..MY FIRST TIME?!
Question: The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame .
All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....
Answers: The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame .
All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....
good and dirty
Ok, now that one got me. I was definitely thinking dirty that time.
lol
lol :P
lol lol
Green minded?!!
This is a good one..BUT the other one was REALLY GOOD!!!
hehe nice
rotf lmfao lol psml!!!!!!!!! omfg, that was hilarious!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!
Funny! 10!
LOL
only works if u read the whole thing
and NOT skip to the last line
moral:careful with who u sleep with and who u milk for money
don't want to mix them up, do we?
jk
did u make that up?
its really funny
:D