Newlywed and the first night together ....?!
Question: The bride is lying in bed awaiting her new hubby to undress ...... when he drops his pants, she gasps as she sees her mans manhood is shaped like a corkscrew. 'Oh My God' she screams ... 'how did it ever get like that??' ...... 'Well' says the man ..... 'I always wondered that until one day I was in the gents loo when I saw that all the other men shook theirs and I have always been wringing mine out!!' .......
Answers: The bride is lying in bed awaiting her new hubby to undress ...... when he drops his pants, she gasps as she sees her mans manhood is shaped like a corkscrew. 'Oh My God' she screams ... 'how did it ever get like that??' ...... 'Well' says the man ..... 'I always wondered that until one day I was in the gents loo when I saw that all the other men shook theirs and I have always been wringing mine out!!' .......
There was a chap called Twisty Dick
the one who had a corkscrew p rick
He found a girl with a corkscrew flue
and promptly told her I love you
but his dream was shattered when she said
Sorry to say I'm a left-hand thread.
Lmao!
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
ok not that good
lol wow
its aiight.....not WOOHOOO!
Funny! 10!
lmfao
very good