The Scent of An Old Woman?!
Question: The Scent of An Old Woman
A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. She arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on, smelling lovely as well. She turns to the two other women and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor is approaching and as the doors open, she looks at the two young ladies, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
Answers: The Scent of An Old Woman
A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. She arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on, smelling lovely as well. She turns to the two other women and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor is approaching and as the doors open, she looks at the two young ladies, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
apparently sprouts and mushy peas produce the same results
but eggs and baked beans are better
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Ha ha ha Star! NEVA HEARD IT!
That is not funny! It is just gross! YUCK!
can i have ten points if i laugh at that????????hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hehe
lol funny ...
HAHAHA~~
ROTFLMAO!
LOL
SOOOO FUNNI!
thanks so much for the laugh!
xx
very good ha!ha **** 10/10.
that stinks
star 4 u
like it .lol
lol :-D
I'm going to be that old lady when I'm older
Funny, even if not pc clean. (still chuckling)
I smelled that one coming!
That's a stinker