Real quotes from courtrooms?!
Question: Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old is your son — the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, ‘’Where am I, Cathy?'’
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Answers: Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old is your son — the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, ‘’Where am I, Cathy?'’
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
These are HYSTERICAL - I laughed so hard my sides hurt!
Thank you so much for the entertainment! 2 Stars for you!
Funny! 10!
WOW. People are stupid. this is hilarious. you get a star
these are from a real courtroom?????
OMFG!!!!!
this is sooooo funny!
Very good. you get a star
I love those!
lol, i love these!!!
lol!
I've seen these before, but it was funny to read again. I can't believe how stupid some of the questions that were obviously asked by lawyers. Makes you wonder.
LOL! Great quotes!
wow these people sure are idiots lol :-)
lmao!! I can't believe judges have said things like this! I especially liked the last one. You said they were real quotes?
I love it. Not one rude or nasty joke. Thanks
I saw these before, but they're still funny!
LOL too bad I seen it