BIG 10 INCH FUNNY or NOT?!
Question: Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..”I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster.”
“I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie?” he asked.
“Yes, he’s right here in my pocket.”
“Could I see him?”
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.
The friend says, “I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”
“Yes I will,” the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master’s pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, “What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!”
He answers, “I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?”
Answers: Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..”I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster.”
“I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie?” he asked.
“Yes, he’s right here in my pocket.”
“Could I see him?”
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.
The friend says, “I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”
“Yes I will,” the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master’s pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, “What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!”
He answers, “I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?”
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Lol, yeah, thats pretty funny, if a bit immature.
omg lol
yes funny
funny! you just made me laugh. thanks for brightening up my day!
hahahahahahaha
GOOD one!!
i dont really get it will someone explain it to me????? or like umm idk helpp!!!
Hahaah funny! (star!)
cute lol how mays guys u think would have gigantic lighters if this could really happen.........
ahahaha...HA!
good 'un lol
Very funny 10!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOD ONE
ha,ha,ha good one
yeh, lol thats pretty funny.
bannana; the frd asked for a 10 inch dick, but the genie heard wrong.
thanks for the laugh
you get a star for that
lmao
i enjoyed that one
very good*
yeah its really funny
Funny lol
lol
~snort~ lool
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thats friggin hilarious
Yeah, good one,thats one for my joke book.
very witty
Berry bunny bat bon, nice one mate.
wow i love it man good job your rocks way to go cheers lol 10/10 and thanks for making me laugh and plus you had just made my day with this one.
good 7/10
star award
i've heard better