Weird but interesting facts #2 anybody?!
Question: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....)
Answers: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....)
Thank you!
Just what I needed to start my day.
Pigs??? Ironic that we call men pigs when they are obsessed with sex.
i want to be a pig to now.
lol that is so funny
Very interesting....especially the 30 minutes.....I'm jealous!!! LOL *star*
ok thats funny bravo!!!
Those are the funniest and most random facts ever! 30 minutes?!? Holy crap! Hahaha those were hilarious...thanks for making me laugh. ;)
lol nice facts. but nicer comments. lol *again
That's cool stuff.....ty.
Pretty good, altough the zookeepers in charge of the gorillas at the >A. Zoo will tell you that gorillas do it for fun, too. I was there one time when ... well, this IS a 'family show.' But it was pretty astonishing.
As for pigs - hey, nature compensates - in this case, for BEING a pig.
LOL good one did u add the commentary? that made it even funnier 9/10 and a star for you
Fascinating and so true! I also want to be a pig in my next life!
very interesting, wow 30 minutes! I can only fantasize......
Where is the joke? Or riddle?
there are also certain breeds of monkey that have sex purely for pleasure.
You must remeber alot of what you read is NOT the gospel truth
Haha! I love to rip my mates head off, 30 min orgasms would put me in the ER.
Hec, Most guys get their head yelled off before sex anyway, they never admit the fun is in the making up(love).
LOL
Can I be Miss Piggy???
I still say be yourself, not a pig. You will have more Multiple O, all day long!
Here is a good one from our government. Enjoy...
President Bush has issued an executive order at www.whitehouse.gov to improve government efficiency by using the authority in sections 305 and 306 of title 5, sections 1115, 1116, and 9703 of title 31, and Chapter 28 of title 39, United States Code, to appoint "performance improvement officers" in every government agency who will serve on a "Performance Improvement Council" that will build on the earlier initiative of the establishment of the "Performance Assessment Rating Tool" and include coordination with other government personnel referred to in section 3(a)(ii)(A) of the executive order, and this should end well.
Ok, everybody clear? Good.
What can I say Pigs are Brilliant.
Being married to a Feminist is kinda like being a male praying mantis. That's how my wife always initiated sex too.
Hilarious.
Hmmm.... Pigs are used for assorted transplant and genetic engineering projects. Anybody want to help me fund a "special" project? To heck with living forever and being super intelligent, lets get to the important stuff.
Which reminds me of an old joke...
A city slicker visiting a picturesque farming community was astonished to see a farmer standing on a ladder and
holding a pig up to an apple tree. The tourist asked the farmer, "What in the world are you doing?"
The farmer replied, " I'm feeding my pig some apples. He really likes to eat apples."
The tourist, scratching his head in wonderment, said, "Well doesn't it take a long time for the pig to eat apples that way?"
The farmer replied, "H*ll, what's time to a pig?!"
I am very proud to say to everyone I do not need to wish for any pleasure that last 30 minutes or to be a piggy to get it..
My man does it all, and he is mine all mine:) I am sorry for those who go without a real man!
Thanks,
Rags37:):)