The Prophetic Nightmares.?!
Question: A man goes into wish his son goodnight but finds he is fast asleep already, but having a nightmare. He gently wakes the boy up and asks him what his nightmare was.
"Oh daddy, I dreamt Aunt Elsie died!" he replies terrified. Daddy assures him Auntie Elsie is find and the boy goes back to sleep
Next day they learn that Auntie Elsie died.
A month later much the same thing happens only the little boy tells his daddy that he dreamt grandma had died. Daddy says grandma is fine fit and healthy and the little boy goes back to sleep.
Next day grandma dies.
Another month goes by and our little chap has another nightmare. Daddy wakes him up and the little boy screams "I dreamt daddy died!"
His father is terrified and the whole of the next day he is in a sweat. He doesn't go to work in case his car crashes, he refuses to eat anything in case he cuts himself with a knife, or gets food poisoning. He just sits in the chair, won't turn on the TV in case it blows up. All day he long he remains motionless except for the sweat trickling down his face. His wife comes home from her work and he says
"Oh my dear what a day I have had!"
She says "You think you're having a bad day? I just heard the milkman dropped dead."
Answers: A man goes into wish his son goodnight but finds he is fast asleep already, but having a nightmare. He gently wakes the boy up and asks him what his nightmare was.
"Oh daddy, I dreamt Aunt Elsie died!" he replies terrified. Daddy assures him Auntie Elsie is find and the boy goes back to sleep
Next day they learn that Auntie Elsie died.
A month later much the same thing happens only the little boy tells his daddy that he dreamt grandma had died. Daddy says grandma is fine fit and healthy and the little boy goes back to sleep.
Next day grandma dies.
Another month goes by and our little chap has another nightmare. Daddy wakes him up and the little boy screams "I dreamt daddy died!"
His father is terrified and the whole of the next day he is in a sweat. He doesn't go to work in case his car crashes, he refuses to eat anything in case he cuts himself with a knife, or gets food poisoning. He just sits in the chair, won't turn on the TV in case it blows up. All day he long he remains motionless except for the sweat trickling down his face. His wife comes home from her work and he says
"Oh my dear what a day I have had!"
She says "You think you're having a bad day? I just heard the milkman dropped dead."
Another corker!
hahaha very funny thanks
Loved it, my kinda joke! lol.
Funny, in it's own way ;-)
Hahaha! Thanks! another star for you.
haha excelent
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