The golf swing?!


Question: Towards the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life, better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have butter for anything for the rest of your life!"

Then POOF she was gone.

After Dave got a hold of himself,he hollered for his friend, Fred

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, I'm over here in the p*ssy willows."

Dave yells back...."DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"


Answers: Towards the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life, better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have butter for anything for the rest of your life!"

Then POOF she was gone.

After Dave got a hold of himself,he hollered for his friend, Fred

"Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, I'm over here in the p*ssy willows."

Dave yells back...."DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"

like it .lol

Yeah !!!!

that's "golfing"

very good star4u smile

Very good, gave me a good laugh thanks.

haha....nooooo dont hit that ball !!!

LOL!! you didn't make me smile, you made me laugh. Thanks!! But i bet Fred will swing! LOL

Very funny. hahahahahaha.

LMFAO
nice one



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