The Aussie farmer?!
Question: A farmhand in OZ was out checking farm fences in the farm owners four-wheel drive.
About an hour had passed when the farmhand radioed in to the owner to say he had hit a pig. "The pig is stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much that I can't get him free." he said
"O.K." said the boss, "In the back of the four wheel-drive there's a .303. put it up to the pigs head and shoot it. When it's body goes limp you'll be able to get it off the bull-bars and throw it into the bush."
About 45minutes later the farmhand called in again: "I did what you said boss, I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the bull-bars no problem, but I still can't go on."
"Why not ?" asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel arch!"
Answers: A farmhand in OZ was out checking farm fences in the farm owners four-wheel drive.
About an hour had passed when the farmhand radioed in to the owner to say he had hit a pig. "The pig is stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much that I can't get him free." he said
"O.K." said the boss, "In the back of the four wheel-drive there's a .303. put it up to the pigs head and shoot it. When it's body goes limp you'll be able to get it off the bull-bars and throw it into the bush."
About 45minutes later the farmhand called in again: "I did what you said boss, I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the bull-bars no problem, but I still can't go on."
"Why not ?" asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel arch!"
HA HA how funny!!!!! as usual cute joke!!
Ouch.... the poor policeman...
Please have a star....
Aaron.
Funny! 10!
well what can i say lol
haha funny oops !
Ouch... here you can have a star!!! Thanks for all your jokes and riddles buddy!!!
nice one .lol