Whats the funniest joke in the world?!


Question: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

This joke was found to be the "funniest" in the world according to an experiment conducted in 2002. Over 40,000 jokes were analysed and people's reactions were measured. You might not think this is the funniest joke you've ever heard, but it is the joke with the widest appeal to both women and men across different nationalities, age groups, and cultural backgrounds. See the Wikipedia article below for more information.


Answers: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

This joke was found to be the "funniest" in the world according to an experiment conducted in 2002. Over 40,000 jokes were analysed and people's reactions were measured. You might not think this is the funniest joke you've ever heard, but it is the joke with the widest appeal to both women and men across different nationalities, age groups, and cultural backgrounds. See the Wikipedia article below for more information.

yo mama!

the spice girls

i would have to say the yo mamma jokes or fat jokes cauz they always make me laugh!

Each to their own, every body's humour is different and what you might find funny, someone else might not, so it's difficult to answer your question...

This joke.

There was a guy that came to visit New York( from texes). He moved because he wanted to see his best friend. In New York 2 of them went to eat outside. The texes guy left his horse outside the resturant. Time passed and then his horse was missing. There were many people, he knew one of them stole his horse. So he said Yo i know one of you stole my horse, i'm going to finish my meal and if my horse isn't here i'm going to do what i did in Texes, and i don't like what i did in Texes and i don't want to do it again. He left and when he finished his meal, he went and his horse was there. In the ride home his friend asked, so what did you do in texes he said i had to go home.

Politics' makes me laugh any way lol

americans!!!!!

The world.

A friend of mine knew the answer to that. Unfortunately, he died laughing.......

Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Boobs.
Boobs who?
BOOBIES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA

the funniest joke? that wacky chick that hates americans !!,
babe you don't even know me.... you are a funny , funny girl.

i kung fu you !!
POW!!

what did the chicken cross the road?

Uh, Lydia, i think you mean WHY did the chiken cross the road-not WHAT did it cross the road?!

An African was looking up his family tree.......................

And a Monkey sh!t on his head!

got to say i like sick jokes,here is one did you know 90% of women close there eyes when kissing thats why it so differcult 2 identify rapists.

A man was in a hurry to get to the hospital to check on a sick friend. Already having a bad day he catches a flat tire on the freeway. He opened the trunk to find he had a spare, a lug wrench but no jack. A car pulls over with two guys in it offering their help. Instead of helping the man they rob him, strip him, and hand cuff his wrist to his ankles and leave. Cars drove by blowing their horns and calling him names but for about an hour no one attempted to stop and help him. Finally an 18 wheeler came to a screeching stop. The truck driver got out asking what in the world happened to you? The man so happy that help had finally arrive told the man about everything that had happened to him that day. The truck driver smiled and laughed as he Unbuckled his pants and told the man Oh! well I guess it's just your day to get F***ed

One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.



He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.

She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.




She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.

By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"

She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."

i love most dumb blonde jokes. stupidity is always funny in the media.

25 stone woman getting ready to go to a fancy dress party
says to her husband ive nothihg to wear he says pull your
p...s flaps over your head and go as a SUGAR PUFF



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