What are some funny jokes?!
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a teacher is talking to her class about whales. the teacher explains how a whale's esophagus is very small. one little girl raises her hand and says, "well, then how did the whale eat Jonah?" the teacher rolls her eyes and says exasperatingly, "it's physically impossible for a whale to eat anything larger than Xmeters!" "that's not what my mommy told me. she said the Bible said a whale ate Jonah!" the little girl said. the little girl lifted her chin and said, "well, when i get to heaven I'LL ask God!" "well, what if Jonah is in hell?" the teacher asked. the little girl looked at her teacher and said, "then you can ask Jonah yourself!"
A blond cop was in incognito, wearing a costume and wig, and he sat on a hill waiting for the bad guys to arrive. To kill time he started counting the ship...after he was done he went to the shepperd and said:"good man, if I tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one?", the guy responded "well, I have many but give it a try", the blond answered "383" to the amazement of the shepperd he was allowed to grab one. But after he got his prize the shepperd stopped him and said "if I guess what color is your hair, will you give me back my sheep?" the cop agreed, and the man said:" you are a Blondie!"; the cop was amazed and asked how he knew, since he was in disguise, the shepperd responded "because out of 383 sheep you grabbed the dog!!!"
whats dumber than a brunette trying to build a house underwater? a blonde trying to burn it down
a blonde walks into a bar with a ladder...why? because the bartender told her that the drinks were on the house!
A guy goes to his doctor for an examination. The doctor says "I can tell you right now that you are gonna have to stop m@sterbating" The guy says " why doc, is it making my blood pressure high? The Doctor said "No, but it's making this examination damb near impossible!"