The winner of last contest is Panda! Another Yo Mamma Jokes!?!
Question: yo mama so balck and her teeth so yellow wen she smiles it looks like a pittsburgh steelers helmet/
yo mama so fat when she hauls a** she needs to make 2 loads
yo mama so clumsy she wanted to go to wal-mart, tripped over k-mart and landed right on target
Answers: yo mama so balck and her teeth so yellow wen she smiles it looks like a pittsburgh steelers helmet/
yo mama so fat when she hauls a** she needs to make 2 loads
yo mama so clumsy she wanted to go to wal-mart, tripped over k-mart and landed right on target
??? if u could do more yo mamma jokes cauz i alwayz love them
Yo Mamma's so fat that she stepped on the scale and it read "to be continued".
Yo mamas so dumb that when her daughter had a heart attack she dialed 911 on the microwave
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the
dollar store
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her
Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter
Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer
Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo mamma is so Fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale start singing we are family even though your fatter then me.
Yo mamma is so Ugly when she looked at the mirror the mirror broke.
Yo mamma is so poor and stupid that when i came over for dinner she read me the recipe.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she sold her car to afford her gas.
Yo momma so stupid she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went in an elevator it went down
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went swimming the whales starting singing we are family.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo' mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet!
Yo Momma so fat she stuck a battery in her butt and said "I got the power!"
Yo mamma is so short she sit on a curb and swing her legs without banging them on anything.
Yo mamma is so stupid she locked her self in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat her blood type is chocolate!!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach nobody else got sun!!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat she has to buy 2 airline tickets