So did you hear the one about Bush in Ireland?!


Question: Bush went over to Ireland on a visit. One afternoon, he sat in a pub with three fine fellows, Paddy O’Reilly, Jimmy O’Toole, and Michael O’Malley, regaling them with stories about his ancestors, who sold Irish babies for food.

Suddenly, after several hours, his head crashed down on the table. “Mother ‘o God!” exclaimed Paddy. “The good man is dead!” They ran to get the bailiff and the priest
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The next morning, they began to carry Bush’s coffin. Suddenly, they bumped into a gatepost. There was a great thumping from inside and they opened the coffin. Bush sat up and said, “Howdy!”

So they all went back to the pub to celebrate. Several hours later, the President got unsteadily to his feet to use the men’s room. The bartender, O’ Sullivan was his name, ran to hold the door open for Himself, when Himself crashed down on the floor.

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” Paddy exclaimed. “The President is dead yet again!” So Paddy threw the President across his broad shoulder,


Answers: Bush went over to Ireland on a visit. One afternoon, he sat in a pub with three fine fellows, Paddy O’Reilly, Jimmy O’Toole, and Michael O’Malley, regaling them with stories about his ancestors, who sold Irish babies for food.

Suddenly, after several hours, his head crashed down on the table. “Mother ‘o God!” exclaimed Paddy. “The good man is dead!” They ran to get the bailiff and the priest
.
The next morning, they began to carry Bush’s coffin. Suddenly, they bumped into a gatepost. There was a great thumping from inside and they opened the coffin. Bush sat up and said, “Howdy!”

So they all went back to the pub to celebrate. Several hours later, the President got unsteadily to his feet to use the men’s room. The bartender, O’ Sullivan was his name, ran to hold the door open for Himself, when Himself crashed down on the floor.

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” Paddy exclaimed. “The President is dead yet again!” So Paddy threw the President across his broad shoulder,

Grin.....so how about the Bush is not stupid convention!!

In light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."

After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"

Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"

Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:

"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Too Long!!!!!!!!!!and not very funny

lol

Heard it before, but LOVE this version!!!!!



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